Cue the locusts, because the end must be nigh: Perennial bachelor George Clooney is engaged, in the tying-the-knot, til-death-do-us-part kind of way, if multiple reports are to be believed. Sources are telling People and Page Sixthat the actor popped the question to human rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin, his 36-year-old squeeze of about six months. The story goes that the couple were having dinner Thursday with Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber, when they were approached by Ed Norton. "We're engaged!" they reportedly gushed. Alamuddin was apparently wearing a "huge ring." A Clooney rep is staying firmly in neither-confirm-nor-deny mode, saying, "I don't comment on my client's personal life."