To properly celebrate the Fourth of July, you need a grill, fireworks, and â€¦ you need to roll out a bunch of ridiculously patriotic junk.Luckily, thereâ€™s a lot of this junk on eBay, including:
-An American Flag Truck Wrap
-A Patriot Barbie Doll
-A Yankee Doodle Dandy Dancing Hamster
-An Adult Bald Eagle Costume
-A 1956 Chevy Sofa.
Thatâ€™s right. You can buy a sofa that looks like the back end of a â€˜56 Chevy, decorated with an American flag â€¦ with actual working taillights.Ainâ€™t that America!